monetizeyourcat:

magicpottybaby:

sizvideos:

TL;DR : Watch this incredible story in video

holy fuck! so how did the penguins taste?????

this is the cutest video in the entire world. this seal is just so afraid for this dumb weird baby she thinks she’s found out in the ocean. have a bird. have another bird. no, see, eat the bird! the bird is food! why won’t this stupid baby eat. open your mouth you idiot baby i will feed you bird if it’s the last thing i do

Before you say yes, get him angry. See him scared, see him wanting, see him sick. Stress changes a person. Find out if he drinks and if he does, get him drunk - you’ll learn more about his sober thoughts. Discover his addictions. See if he puts you in front of them. You can’t change people, baby girl. If they are made one way, it doesn’t just wear off. If you hate how he acts when he’s out of it now, you’re going to hate it much worse eight years down the road. You might love him to bits but it doesn’t change that some people just don’t fit.
inkskinned, “My father’s recipe for the man I should marry” (via timid)

(Source: thelovewhisperer)

Nigga’s always brag about the money they make, but I can tell that you broke by the women that you date.
Kirko Bangz (Lust For Life (remake))

(Source: loubs-chanel-versace)


beardnazi:

soulsooking:

Ultimate goal.

roseanne and dan are the best

(Source: joepublic)

telapathetic:

people who are full of hate and negativity r exhausting to be around wtf go play with a dog

I’ve been hurt so bad and I still love so hard. I admire my heart for that.
Alexandra Elle, Words from a Wanderer (via aestheticintrovert)

(Source: mourningmelody)